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Catfish Shit Pipe

A daring sexual manuver , in wich the female will be in the cowgirl position, While she is bouncing on your dick you shove your hand in her mouth and grab hold of her jaw then proceed to time her bounce. At the apex of her bounce quickly thrust your hips back till your dick is fully out of her vagina. As the female partner is coming back down quickly adjust so your dick goes up her ass. Make sure your have a firm grip on her jaw as she jumps off your dick and falls off the bed. Once she is off the bed pick her up by her jaw just like hillbilly hand fishing.
Hey my wife was being a real bitch so I gave her the good old Catfish Shit Pipe last night. It straightend her right out!
by THE COON AND FREINDS November 12, 2020
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CATFISH POLICE

Patrol and Enforcement Police officers Hired by MTV who pursue or respond to Statutory Crime, Human Traffickers or sex violation or offenders. (Gold in the front indicates governmental access) (White in the front indicates Security or civic access) Sometimes with Nev and go undercover.
Since joe wanted to have sex with Mikayla when joes 20 and Mikayla’s 13. Catfish Police kicked open his door to his house and arrested him.
by Voorhee$ $avage February 1, 2018
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Catfish

A fish that is cat also known as a woman pretending to be someone else on the internet
What's up catfish
by mrc240 January 14, 2020
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penis catfish

Penis catfish definition

To understand what a penis catfish is, you must first know what a catfish is and/or what catfishing is. Catfishing is when someone impersonates someone on social media or thru text messages either creating fake accounts or hijacking someone's account. Next, they pretend to be that person.

They do this for many different reasons, all of which are illegal, and It's never done with good intentions.

Catfishing could be used to spy on a boyfriend or girlfriend.

It could be used to fraudulently trick someone into sending money.

It could be used to lure someone to a location.

Catfishing, in the worst-case scenario, has led to people being abducted and murdered.

A regular "catfish" is not gender specific. Women as well as men have been known to be catfish.

A penis catfish is always a man.

A penis catfish is a menace to society. They lack moral ethics and will do anything to benefit themselves, such as lie, cheat and steal.

Manipulating every person and situation is a way of life and rooted deep into the core of their existance.
Bro, that dude stole homeboys car, took it to Mexico and sold it, and now their Rollin around like best buddies. If only homeboy knew he was chillin with a penis catfish. Lol!
by *SMD* March 24, 2025
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catfish

Catfish is used to describe when a man or woman uses old or retouched pictures on social media sites to alter their current present day appearance in order to attract or gain attention. Usually utilized when one is seeking a relationship while being deceptive.
That girl catfish her way around online to seek companionship by using photos of herself that were obviously altered because in person she didn't appear anything like the pictures she has uploaded on social media.
by Chuck70 January 5, 2021
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Catfish

A diverse group of ray-finned fish known for their prominent whiskers, which resemble catwhiskers, and are often found in freshwater environments.
I love catfishes, they have cute whiskers!
by kisuuuuuu December 3, 2023
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Catfish

You
When people describe a catfish, they think of you
by Tbd123456789 December 13, 2022
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