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michael ratlips

a condition causing someone to giggle like a girl when poked in the sides most that suffer with this condition tend to be overly neat keeping there things in shoes and constantly begging for food even though they couldnt be hungry very short attenion span talks about subjects that nobody else is taling about. common phrases used by a suffer is why can't iI do it this way and "I love chicken"
has anyone seen my screw driver? yeah I thank a michael ratlip stored it in his shoe

hey are you going to eat that? dude stop being michael ratlips you alreay ate
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Michael

A little guy, a small little sweetie

another name for a small dick
"he pulled down and pants and showed me his little michael"
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Michael

michael is a sexy person who can change your life michael is always standing on business and one of the smartest people you will meet he is good at everything.
Somebody: Yo you know Michael

Somebody else: Yea he a cool ah yn
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Michael

Hates his first and middle names, (Michael, Avinash), disliked
Michael Avinash has a jocking addiction.
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Michael Jordan

A legendary basketball player. In fact, he's so legendary, that people frequently gloss over the fact that he's one of the rudest, most self-centered celebrities of all time off the court.
Michael Jordan. He was one hell of a basketball player indeed.

He also called Charles Barkley a "fat fuck" behind his back, said that he "doesn't give autographs to n*ggers" when the rapper Chamillionaire asked him for an autograph, and gave a vicious, unprovoked verbal beating to a teenage rookie basketball player who looked up to him when his performance wasn't up to scratch by his standards. Many people who have met the man have reported that he is incredibly rude and dismissive towards practically everyone. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Michael Jordan is a fucking asshole.
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michael shaw

Michael Shaw thinks he’s slick cause he’s got a small dick. He also looks like Megan’s toe
Michael Shaw also got a haircut and he won’t show me
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Rhys Michael Cresswell

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