Jonathan Michael McKenzie

Jonathan Michael McKenzie has a MONSTER COCK he is the most handsome devil around, and probably has a bigger dick than you.

Have you heard of Jonathan Michael McKenzie?
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!

by Not Jonathan June 14, 2022

Michael

The absolute god of everyone else, he will destroy and crush anyone who crosses his path. Last time someone crossed him, he folded them real hard people thought that guy was a laptop.

Oh look, it's Michael. Shiver me timbers!

by 423042 October 7, 2021

Michael Wood

World's Smartest Native Australian, also a name used to pressure people into doing things.

Man 1: Oi mate skull that beer right now
Man 2: I'm not going to do that!
Man 1: Alright, but Michael Wood
Man 2: Oh no now I have to do it

by Funnel-King May 11, 2018

Cheeky Michael

When you poke someone in the bumhole in an unsolicited fashion

Shorted to Cheeky M-J

“Came in front work and the misses gave me a cheeky Michael”

by NanBummer5000 June 27, 2022

michael bradley

A lanky lad that fears josh arfa

Josh arfa is beating a kid up, it must be Michael Bradley

by Sewhs April 19, 2019

michael cera

some canadian actor who played brother bear in bernstein bears and played in arrested development and superbad.

yoo michael cera is a good actor!!

by youngbratz February 11, 2024

Hey, Michael

The the live streams are always too quiet. I can't fucking hear anything you're saying. I got fans and the radio going off as I'm trying to listen to you and it's just too damn quiet.

Hym "Hey, Michael! Is there anything you can do about the sound? I'll take back everything I ever said about you and your channel if you fix it... I mean... Not that bit about the brunette being a dime but... You know... Everything else. I won't be sorry but 🤷 ♂️"

by Hym Iam May 28, 2024