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Conan Gray's Hair

something that transcends all mortal and immortal beings. it is beautiful and luscious and i want to eat it. it is also a very talented dancer, and sometimes appears in the form of a broccoli.
conan gray: hey y'all
me and every other fan: OMG HIS HAIR WE LOVE CONAN GRAY'S HAIR

some little asshole: conan gray's hair is ugly
me and every other fan: GO DIE IN A PUDDLE OF PISS YOU SUCKER
by rawrheheheh February 28, 2024
mugGet the Conan Gray's Hairmug.

pineapple hairs

The green things on top of the pineapple. Created by Anix in his recent youtube video. Making houses from the tv show spongebob
Pineapple hairs are the green things on top of the fruit.
by matchagreetea June 16, 2020
mugGet the pineapple hairsmug.

Growing hairs on it

That joke is so old it's growing hairs on it.
by Feroo March 13, 2011
mugGet the Growing hairs on itmug.

hair pancake

A huge clump of hair that nobody in their right mind would consider edible. Possibly supernatural, or possibly just freshly removed from the shower drain.
Watch out Minerva, if you leave a hair pancake out Reverse Santa will come early this year.
by iononothing September 8, 2021
mugGet the hair pancakemug.

a turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.
Holy shit Jenna, your downstairs mix up smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!
by Weird Owl July 9, 2024
mugGet the a turd with burnt hairmug.

Bacon Hair

A person usually a girl who has streaky pieces of hair that looks like bacon, falls apart like bacon, and greasy like bacon.
Someone’s gotta tell Sydney she’s got mega bacon hair.
by Sydney kidney February 10, 2025
mugGet the Bacon Hairmug.

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