National Anti-horny day

(re-doing this because somebody forgot to say the name :D)

National Anti-horny day is held on April 15th, one day before National horny day.

If you celebrate this day, it counters the National horny day, and you are not able to go to National horny day.

probably pro lmao: i am honry please peg

somebody else: no i have celebrated the funny National Anti-horny day.

by hypesquid April 7, 2021

National get freaky day

May 5th is national get freaky and naughty with your partner / fwb . Rather it’s over snap / messages or in person have fun and make your bf / gf happy .

Him - hey wanna have some fun

Her - why should we

Him - well it is may 5th national get freaky day

Her - then let’s go

by nationaldaycreator May 5, 2021

National Ex Boyfriend Day

Today is the day we send appreciation to our favorite ex boyfriend!

You:Do you know what today is?
Ex boyfriend:The 5th?

You:No, national ex boyfriend day!

by You’ll Never Know I Guess August 2, 2022

National Eat Coochie Day

The day you have to eat her up because she so pretty

Today is the day you gotta eat monis coochie and that day is June 26th aka national eat coochie day

by Ilovemymantodeath June 23, 2022

National Kick Karsyn Day

November 18th is National kick Karsyn day so fi you know somebody named karsyn kicked them.

Hey Rando, then proceeds to kick karsyn, because it national kick karsyn day

by _toomuchmoney$$_69 November 16, 2022

National Draw James Day

December 30th is the day that we draw all the people named James

Hey It's National Draw James Day!

by Luh nigga December 30, 2021

National Kiss a Kio day

February 27th, is the day on which you should kiss any of your friends named Kio because they're super awesome and deserve love. (Also buy them boba, if you're a good person.)

National Kiss a Kio day: A holiday made by Kio to recieve some love and boba.
Bryan: "Have you heard?! It's Kiss a Kio day!"
Your mother: "OMG, I'll go give him a big smooch right now!"

by KioLovesDumplings October 3, 2022