My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter

My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter

My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Dota And <<<&&&&&&&>>> Hellstrom Had Sexual Intercourse Near The Meadows Called "Please,Believe,Please"

Dota And <<<&&&&&&&>>> Hellstrom Had Sexual Intercourse Near The Meadows Called "Please,Believe,Please"

Dota And <<<&&&&&&&>>> Hellstrom Had Sexual Intercourse Near The Meadows Called "Please,Believe,Please"

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

cock on call

Always ready, always hard as steel. 100# performance guaranteed. Pop on demand

My cock on call is on, 100% of the time. Performance Guaranteed.

by All A's January 30, 2014

Call of duty

A game for 8 year olds to shoot at their own team and cry when older and actually experienced players correct them.

8 year old’s mother: get off the call of duty and help do the dishes!

by Skrr skrr bodak yellow March 15, 2018

Midlife booty call

Casual acts of sex with new and/or previous partners.

Also see: swinging

The 50 year old man divorced his wife to see other people, but dates ex wife. This is what younger people would say is a "midlife booty call"

by Papoose19 June 11, 2017

I Will Call You A Cumquat; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Will Call You A Cumquat; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

call-grabbing

The process of accepting as many logged problems as possible in a given accounting period in order to make your colleagues look like ass monglers

The Dudley crew are always call-grabbing.

by Eggbert Observer February 25, 2003