sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born
by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020
Get the sammug. Waoo grapeee, Sam is the hope!
by starGGazer024 March 20, 2022
Get the Sammug. Gaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
by StrangersFromTheOutside November 23, 2021
Get the Sammug. 
thinks hes the shit but actually is a bitch that doesnt know it he he has a legend city sweater on but doesnt have any shoes
by wgjhurghjerophygfh December 21, 2017
Get the sam kellymug.