by My beautiful dark twisted fant December 10, 2021
by Yourangeldidthis September 04, 2017
Will's perfect pool game. Just enough whiskey to keep nimble, sharp, and creative makes this a killer combination in billiards.
by Xayla2424 December 18, 2020
"lily is perfect"- james
by Jimmy redfern March 18, 2023
Normal person: does a very perfect middle finger emoji *f you!!!*
Urban Dictionary: hmm lemme just copy-WAIT WHATTTT 404 GITHUB ERROR?
Urban Dictionary: hmm lemme just copy-WAIT WHATTTT 404 GITHUB ERROR?
by ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽ September 28, 2023
It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.
“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”
by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020
Being in love with a disease and the other person getting what you got and still loving you unconditionally.
Boy: Life isn’t fair.
Girl: Life IS fair because it’s not fair to everyone.
Boy: Sounds like a perfect life!
Girl: That’s what we got baby
Girl: Life IS fair because it’s not fair to everyone.
Boy: Sounds like a perfect life!
Girl: That’s what we got baby
by Real lyfe 101 August 05, 2020