An individual who prefers penetrating tight orifices and/or being penetrated by small fallaces.
*Comparable to the Size Queen who prefers large fallaces and relaxed orifices.
- Beneath their coat of arms there is a scroll that bears the words: "Size is Relative" (joking)
*Comparable to the Size Queen who prefers large fallaces and relaxed orifices.
- Beneath their coat of arms there is a scroll that bears the words: "Size is Relative" (joking)
"Attention swingers, The Size King and Queen are now entertaining couples for the evening"
"Chad feels uncomfortable fucking me when I use a dildo that is bigger than his dick; so not being the Size King is a soft limit of his."
"Chad feels uncomfortable fucking me when I use a dildo that is bigger than his dick; so not being the Size King is a soft limit of his."
by Prof. Cheeseburger July 9, 2019
Get the Size King mug.One of the greatest Chinese Restaurants in the world, New Ho King has been delivering exquisite Chinese food for Torontonians since the beginning of time. With Chicken or Beef Black Bin sauce and assorted fly lice being one of its signature dishes, it's sure to hit the spot. They even offer late night delivery!
McLigz: This late night studying is giving me the munchies.
ChowFan-Pungyao: New Ho King to the lescue, i mean rescue!
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ChowFan-Pungyao: New Ho King to the lescue, i mean rescue!
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by San-Juan Sanchez July 30, 2008
Get the New Ho King mug.A coping mechanism for men who sit on or below the average height scale. Usually used in the presence of women in an attempt to prove worthiness, especially when real men are in the vicinity.
Man 1: All the women here won’t even talk to me, 5’ 8” isn’t even short. It’s above average! They don’t respect what it means to be a Short King.
Man 2: (Leaving with a woman) Poor guy over there, he seems to be coming up short all night.
Man 1: You’re only 6ft that’s not even that much taller than me!
Man 2: (Continues to leave and proceeds to laugh in tall)
Man 2: (Leaving with a woman) Poor guy over there, he seems to be coming up short all night.
Man 1: You’re only 6ft that’s not even that much taller than me!
Man 2: (Continues to leave and proceeds to laugh in tall)
by TachankaSpankYa February 11, 2022
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We're 10,000 miles apart
I've been California wishing on these stars
For your heart on me
My California king
We're 10,000 miles apart
I've been California wishing on these stars
For your heart on me
My California king
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Get the King size ass mug.A riff on the phrase "The Emperor's New Clothes," it applies to athletes or sports teams who the collective media crowns champion because everyone is afraid to admit the obvious. The promised ring, much like the clothes, doesn't exist.
The media has insinuated LeBron James and the 2010-11 Miami Heat will win over 70 games and the title. While they may win a championship some day, right now I think this is a case of "the king's new ring."
by kris takahashi November 30, 2010
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