Don’t worry, it’s apple juice...

a phrase said in order to clear up confusion on whether or not you are drinking an adult beverage.

Bagel: Dude, haven’t you had enough beer for one night?
Agle: Don’t worry, it’s apple juice...

by anonymous February 18, 2021

American Apple Snatch

The American Apple Snatch is when you insert red white and blue glitter and an apple into your foreskin, then you stroke yourself until ejaculation. However, before ejaculation you snatch the apple out of your urethra and watch as the glitter flies out.

Last night I gave myself an exquisite American Apple Snatch

by Baatar March 17, 2024