The Music Industry

Taylor Swift

Girl 1: Don't you hate Scooter Bruan
Girl 2: Yeah look what he did to the music industry
Girl 3: At least we get the vualt tracks!

by swiftieshatescooters July 9, 2023

divorced dad music

Music filled with angst and repetitive grungy choruses, usually popular songs from about 20 years prior, at which point now divorced dads were in their formative teen years. Usually listened to not by choice, but rather the hearer is subjected to it against their will. Including but not limited to Creed, Nickelback, etc.

My old man listened to divorced dad music for the entire two hour drive, so brutal

by Luluthighwalker July 19, 2023

Music Box (Insturment)

a insturment that the notes is made out of metal and the drum contains metal plucks called Pins to make the song of the music box itself

Ambience: Sankyo Music Box Plays "Rock-a-bye Baby"
Man: I Hear A Tune?
Woman: Whispering Oh Thats My 8 Month Old's ":Music Box (Insturment):" Playing
Man: defined Oh Uh Egh Okay

by GTKCF2023 July 21, 2023

Schizo Music

A random assortment of noises/ sounds. These noises usually make you suicidal, and under intense circumstances, could give you permanent brain damage.

Hey did you hear jack404frog48114's latest drop on soundcloud? Shit gave me a stroke and I was in the hospital for 3 months. My friend heard it and he instantly killed himself like it was a fight or flight reaction. Shits crazy dog. Do Not Recommend.

Schizo Music is generally defined as a random assortment of sounds that make you hate existing on earth.

by Just_That_Kid_Down_The_Road July 28, 2023

peer pressure the musical

Another name for famous off Broadway musical Heathers

Heathers is literally peer pressure the musical

by Dead mom August 6, 2023

yee-haw music

Derogatory term for modern (21st-century) country music.

I don't get why yee-haw music performers like Morgan Wallen and Jason Aldean are so popular these days. We need rock music back!

by TJSlipperman August 15, 2023

Country Music

ASS

Country music is straight up A.S.S music

(A)busive (S)tep (S)ibling music

Anyone who listens to it needs to be mentally diagnosed with S.H.I.T

(S)chizophrenia (H)ellraising (I)llegitimate re(T)ardstion

by Realniggaseatass August 17, 2023