Call of Duty

The game you play when you’re depressed, or have nothing better to do.

Bill: “hey do you play Call of Duty”
Jerald: I’ve played it before but it just kinda gets old after an hour or two of playi...
Bill: “yeah it a pretty great game, you should play it sometime. It only cost 60$ and about 15$ per new DLC. I would highly recommend it really deep and dramatic campaigns. Did I tell you about my guns yet?”

by Fleatings May 8, 2020

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Roll Call

Roll call is a mandatory meeting for your car. When the shot caller tells everyone to go out to the yard, you have to show your face or lose the protection and respect of your car.

“The shot caller called the whole car out to the yard for roll call.”

by mybeccca October 2, 2024

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Calling the Kremlin

Taking a shit. Defecating.

Q: Where’s Steve?

A: He’s calling the Kremlin.

Q: Hope he lights a match in there. We had burritos for lunch.

by Manolo Cartegeña March 1, 2022

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Call Me Mister Smack Your Back

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Call Me Mister Smack Your Back

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. November 14, 2025

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Call Karma

When you're waiting for a very important call, such as a job call-back or a call-back from your crush and you spend most of your day focusing all off your energy and thoughts to try and telekinetically make your phone ring.

Person 1: *hangs up the phone* You bitch
Person 2: What's the matter?
Person 1: I've been building up my call karma all day waiting for my job call-back and that telemarketer just wasted it all trying to sell me something stupid.
Person 2: I hate that.

by rhastings88 February 2, 2015

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