by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 28, 2025
Get the .9.This Nigger Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Yhirty Three Years.9.mug. December 9th is national kiss an Adrian day. If you know anyone named Adrian, don’t be shy and give them a kiss. If that’s too much for you just flirt with them.
*kisses an Adrian*
Adrian: hey what was that for?
Girl: it’s December 9th, National kiss an Adrian day
Adrian: hey what was that for?
Girl: it’s December 9th, National kiss an Adrian day
by watermelon_pie December 7, 2020
Get the December 9mug. Advice to CEOs everywhere: Most of da folks who call your service-center will need to verbally inquire/protest about their matter of business --- i.e., their question or issue is not something dat they can resolve themselves by merely using your automated phone system --- and so why not offer them DAT option FIRST, rather than making them suffer through a whole tedious-and-useless-to-them menu-litany before their exasperated ears eventually hear da welcome words, "To speak with a customer service representative, press 9"?! Why subject their distressed/confused/hurried selves to those other eight "press one for this, press two for this" possibilities which they very seldom could use, anyway?!
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
Get the To speak with a customer service representative, press 9mug. OOM-9 was the head Droid Commander during the invasion of Naboo and head of Nute Gunray's personal guard. The only villain that won a ground battle in the Prequel Trilogy.
To ensure OOM-9 endures I need to go bigger, I need to go STONE AGE.
Use stuff like third party time capulse people to ship out OOM-9 stone boxes and have them preserved
If OOM-9 is enscribed across the world, he will ENDURE.
Use stuff like third party time capulse people to ship out OOM-9 stone boxes and have them preserved
If OOM-9 is enscribed across the world, he will ENDURE.
by Meebur Gascon November 13, 2022
Get the OOM-9mug. by apugs July 31, 2004
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Get the 4’ 9”mug.