gassin’ up and revvin’ the civic

Refers in reference to the sexual act of using one’s leinenkugel to lubricate the anus and inserting a Honda civic key sprinkled with the narcotic, cocaine, into said orpheus.

and she asked me if I was interested in gassin’ up and revvin’ the civic

by shelton locksmith October 14, 2019

the closet is fucking glass

to tell someone who is denying being queer that their queerness is too obvious to ignore

lily: bro, just say that you're gay. it's not that hard!
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???

by iamlexiv December 6, 2023