reasonably large poo

What Adam did on the 19:30 virgin train from London to Glasgow

"I've just had a reasonably large poo and there is no toilet roll left on the @virgintrains 19.30 train from Euston to Glasgow pls send help."

by stan claire May 1, 2022

There's a reason people don't want to serve

So we have to kick out the people who DO want to serve because they are trans or because they don't want to be discriminated against on the basis of immutable qualities.

Hym "There's a reason people don't want to serve and the reason is that your rights are meaningless and they have no bearing on your quality of life because if it is politically inconvenience or upholding those rights would subvert the orthodoxy those rights are not going to be acknowledged. Therefore, to join the military would be to kill and die for rights that you don't actually have so that your wife can get piped by a fat cock while you're on tour and then you can come home and be a hobo. That's the reason."

by Hym Iam November 27, 2024

Same reason

That is a Goddamn lie.

Hym "The same reason? See? I was correct. They can smell the fat cocks and are selecting on the basis. Yeah, it's over. I'm just going to kill a kid and myself. Do yourselves a favor and kill as many as you can before you die."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2024

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

Most of what you see/hear about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

by Hello-553669 April 26, 2025

no reasonable offer refused

Translation: Seller wants "all outdoors" for the advertised merchandise.

Humorous quote from a used-cars dealer's ad: "No reasonable offer refused! (But the dealer defines the term 'reasonable'.)"

by QuacksO December 17, 2019

Reasonable

Australian slag term for “sexy af”

Jay you look reasonable today

by AusSlangExpert February 27, 2024

CI Reasoning

The type of reasoning that makes you want to say "yes" to everything.

Are these relevant to the term "vibraphones"? Well, if you put your face between those and blow real hard, it can be a vibraphone. CI reasoning, and all.

by mechanical turkey April 20, 2018