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Coitus Companions

A more sophisticated and likeable way of saying "fuck buddies". Usually people who are "fuck buddies" aren't really friends. "coitus companions" are when two really close friends fuck on the random occasions that they see each other.
"Yo! Chris and Khia are more like coitus companions instead of fuck buddies."
by The Mad Crazy Hatter June 9, 2013
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evening companion

The person you spend time with on a particular evening.
I went to the Carly Rae Johnson concert with my evening companion.
by baked-lit-chick January 16, 2016
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phone company

To call someone when you need a friend to come over and keep you company. Good or bad .
Bucky phone company for his party tonight , ya'll going?
by cool brezze September 1, 2016
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brain company

when one is receiving fellatio and a second fellator joined, they are said to be keeping each other in 'brain company'
Dude, Tonya was just watching the whole time, until her and Andrea formed The Brain Company
by definitelynotrussell January 17, 2017
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The Company Smile

The act of getting non-consensual activity in your anal cavity by management.
Management gave the Temporary Employees brand new trucks.

But all Ryan received was “The Company Smile”
by AssMan1987 August 15, 2018
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sober companion

Sober companion, sober coach, or recovery coach are titles all representing the same job in the field of addiction, providing one-on-one assistance to newly recovering individuals.
I need someone to stay with my son when he gets home from rehab. Call Christopher Ferry he's a sober companion.
by Christopher Ferry March 24, 2020
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elite companion

An elite companion is a term for the highest end escorts available. Their clients consist of the elite population. In other words, their clients are the CEOs of billion dollar companies, high clearance people, famous sport players, actors, just celebrities in general. Basically all the elite people in the world will seek escort services, but only “elite companions” will have the company of these type of clients.
Wow, look at his date. The only way a man his age could be with her is if she is a paid elite companion ....
by The-TERM-inator March 3, 2021
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