golden seat

perpetual dibs on a particular seat. does not apply just to vehicles - may be used anywhere. when you leave your seat, if you call golden seat then you get your seat back indefinitely.

amy rae called golden seat on my new pimped out ride, that beeyotch

by Karen S. April 21, 2006

dirty seats

1: When the sitting apparatus (sometimes in a bus) get filthy and covered in splooge and the creamofsomeyoungguy as two people fuck like dirty little bitch felchers on them.

2: A pair of tits

1: Man, I meat some mad bus cunt the other day and we fucked like dirty little bitch felchers and made mad dirty seats.
2: Nice, what did the girl look like?
1: It was your mum you sick little cunt-features.

by Pimp-Master J May 20, 2006

preacher seat

when your gettin a bj while taking a shit

my girl got me a preacher seat the other night

by buzzR February 17, 2008

The Preacher's Seat

In a Southern droll or slang; to fall flat on your ass.

The Preacher's Seat: Such as falling on ice or walking into a tree limb.

by ComradeChandler March 22, 2011

Wan Seat

Seat at a poker table from which statistically unlikely bets/calls succeed at an unlikely rate. See also: Jammy Get, Spawny Bastard.

Suggestive or indicative of unnatural luck: a wan seat.

Player1: "You just called my trip aces with an inside straight draw with one card to come and completed your straight on the river to knock me out and win £1000."

Player2: "Why of course. I am sat in the Wan Seat. What else did you expect to happen?"

by Carlos The Diesel January 24, 2006

Bro seat

The seat that two men leave empty between them in a movie theater so they don't have to sit awkwardly next to one another.

"Dude, don't sit there, leave a bro seat."

by Bondsmith April 22, 2021

3 seat

One of the biggest retards And/or fatties in the boat

Wow George Burny in 3 seat is the biggest spastic

by Greenos October 29, 2019