giving a muppet

fisting

"Last night I was giving a muppet to this girl. Now I can't shake hands at business dinners."

by Schmegan October 21, 2008

high-give

An act of congratulations, derived from the combination of a High-Five and to Give Props.

High-Give to Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg for winning an Emmy for Dick in a Box.

by brownj66 September 22, 2007

giving a Kate

Giving a blow-job. Named for the photo of Princess Kate kneeling before Prince Wills on the balcony after their wedding. His hand is on her head, and it appears she is performing fellatio.

It's good to be the King.

For his birthday, I'm totally giving a Kate to my husband!
Baby, I love you sooo much - would you give me a Kate?
She gives a good Kate.
Hey, can you give me a Kate?

by itsuptoyou August 6, 2011

Giving Garett

a man, preferably tall and masculine, named Garett who is very giving.

Bobby:"Wow! Will you look at Garett, he is such a giving man."
Rex:"That my friend, is a Giving Garett."

by shish 101 April 3, 2005

giving a fuck

Taking the time to type and hit "post reply"

This dude was being retarded, and I was giving a fuck, so I kept responding.

by Toam January 2, 2009

give it the gutmann

To use the infamous Gutmann method for cleaning a hard drive. The Gutmann method is known as the most intense and secure way to delete data. It is based on the suggestions of Peter Gutmann in the paper titled: "Secure Deletion of Data from Magnetic and Solid-State Memory."

"Yo man, I got so much porn on my laptop. I need to clean this thing out so my old lady doesn't find it."

"You better give it the Gutmann."

by pete2345 December 17, 2008

Giving it legs

Running fast.

I was giving it legs on my way home so I didn't miss the game.

by I P4P4MURF I February 25, 2011