fuck Johnny day

June 9 is the day where all the bitches pop that pussy for a real nigga with a bag named Johnny haley big dick energy

Ay mami you bouta bust it down for a John John real quick it’s fuck Johnny day

by DADDYWIHBIGCOCKXX June 8, 2020

Fuck a dog day

On november 27th you can fuck a dog legally.

This is sattire, if you get offended go cry on twitter.

Person 1: Do you have a dog to fuck on Fuck a dog day?
Person 2: Please leave me alone.

by MotherSlayer21 November 25, 2021

fuck derpest rainbow day

on july 19th everyone in the 88.89% furries groupchat has to fuck derpest rainbow because hes a bitch

hey bro did you know its fuck derpest rainbow day

by goobernut69 July 10, 2022

National Fuck a Drummer Day

National Fuck a Drummer Day is a day to rejoice and celebrate your syncopated friends by having hot, passionate sex with them. National Fuck a Drummer Day falls on December 28th!

"It's National Fuck A Drummer Day, get on that bed so we can start celebrating."

by jDerulo10 October 10, 2024

Fuck your uncle day

You can fuck you hot and sexy ass uncle ;) have fun y’all

I wanna fuck my uncle :there’s a fuck your uncle day

by Xpr3ty_lissyX January 1, 2021

National fuck your crush day

The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.

“Hey Sarah”
“Yeah?”
“Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!”
“Oh bet”

by Stretch47 November 3, 2020

Fuck a homie day

On August 5th is Fuck a homie day is a day where you fuck a homie duh

Homie 1 "Dude, you have a nice ass can I fuck it?"
Homie 2 "Ofc you can, it's fuck a homie day ;) "

by FNBlizzardYT August 3, 2022