Bepis-Co Detos

An awful joke snack by a ripoff of pepsi-co's doritos.

The flavors they have are;
Tangy Cheese
Bleu Cheese And Ranch Asiago
Northern Mint
Spicy Tangy Cheese

Spicy Bleu Cheese And Ranch Asiago
Sweeter Northern Mint
Blazin Hot Tangy Cheesy
Blazin Hot Bleu Cheese And Ranch Asiago
Extra Sweet Northern Mint
Grilled Steak And Onion

Miso Soup Delight
Midnight Bar Beer Batter Chicken
And Sweet and Flamin Barbeque.

Yo, want some Bepis-Co Detos?
Bro what the fuck are those.
Have you not heard, they have tons of flavor and crunch, try them o-
LISTEN FUCKER, IM TIRED OF LISTENING TO YOUR STUPID LITTLE ADS, SCREW OFF.

by Bepis-Co January 26, 2023

Bepis-Co Detos Stacks

Bepis-Co off-brand doritos but with a stupid twist, that also rips off doritos stax from the UK.
They're stackable.
If you didn't know this already, please kindly, and respectfully go back to school.
They're also slightly more curved, round, and less pointy so your mouth doesn't fucking get stitched by the end of your serving. They're significantly less full of calories than its regular counterpart, and are alot light and crispier. Essentially, pringles, but you live in a different universe where Bepis-Co is a company that dominates the fast food and snack market so pringles doesn't exist or Bepis-Co sent the creator down to the boiler room of hell.
The flavors are the exact same as the regular detos and yes, this is a stupid way to make more money off of detos.

Try our crunchy new Bepis-Co Detos Stacks, its deliciou-
I have a gun.

by Bepis-Co January 26, 2023

Bapak Bapak ini sedih; detik detong kangkung

Rough translation from Javanese (Indonesian): Father Father is sad, seconds detong kale. This is a nonsense phrase used by Rosaldo Jetkhalis and Khasdeidi. The words "bapak bapak" and "detik detong" are meant to be swapped out for other words. This is so the phrase can be used to communicate something to someone else discreetly. If anyone else tries to listen in, they won't understand. If you say this with enough conviction and confidence, "ini sedih" and "kangkung" will be enough to throw any eavesdroppers off your case. If you want to really drive the point home, you can add the phrase: "Edå bañak air mani" at the end of your sentence to make sure only your intended target gets your message. (Translation: There is a lot of semen) Again, total nonsense. Just maybe don't say this in Bali. You're gonna get some weird looks.

Bapak Bapak ini sedih; detik detong kangkung
Example 1: "Meet after school ini sedih; I have something for you kangkung".
Example 2: Geekbar geekbar ini sedih; call me detong kangkung. Edå bañak air mani!"

by Wuxin' to February 1, 2025

we wok de tok, not anle tok detok

Famous quotes from indonesian philosopher, Mulyono/Joko. there is no definite meaning in the word. sometime it means as it pronounced. it also means "Aku Yahudi" in bahasa.

"we wok de tok, not anle tok detok"
"hail jokowi"

by fufufafa May 6, 2025