inverse call law

Inverse Call Law: the chances of talking to the person you need to talk to are inversely proportional to the number of people actually on the call.

The meeting with AT&T never accomplished anything because of the Inverse Call Law: 15 middle-managers in the call and 0 engineers

by anonymous July 30, 2024

Call the cops

I didn't call the cops on anyone, she doesn't have the right to fuck that retard, and if I have to murder some kids to make you regret what you're doing here they deserve to die.

Hym "You're not going to hesitate to call the cops once I bleed this kid."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2024

Calling it an alex

Going exceptionally early home

No way i finish that today- i‘m calling it an alex.

by The open janitor July 31, 2024

Name Calling

It's isn't just name calling though is it? It's a group of guys who are all repeating statements made by ME to grow they're YouTube following who all just-so-happen to associate with one another. Andrew Tate, Destiny, Dantes (He's new but I've seen him. I'm surprised you brought him in on your own rather than waiting for me to name drop), Alex O'Connor, Chris Williamson, ect all of whom have some loose association with or have associated with (recently) Jordan Peterson the guy I made cry. 2 of these people had mysterious or controversial breakups. 1 shortly after the other. That's weird. 1 of them was locked up without being charged. Wonder what that's all about!

Hym "Hey, it ain't name calling if it's true. But why are you pretending to be a guy who's making death threats, Destiny? Where's your wife? And I haven't been banned. Still perfectly visible. My life, online and offline, are in complete alignment. There is no separating that. There is no banning me for anything here. There is only an imposter's desperate scramble to keep people from finding out he's been INSTALLED BY A CHARLATAN TO PLAY BOTH ENDS AGAINST THE MARGINS. Him and all of his associates. People show up at my work Destiny. They aren't going to let their kids die so that the thing Peter Dinklage turns into during the full moon can rape adorable blondes that are out of his league. It's like the trolley problem except the train is heading towards the track with 1 guy tied to it and on the other track... IS NO ONE. IT'S EMPTY, DESTINY. BECAUSE YOU'REBNOT INVOLVED. And now everyone is debating whether or not to switch the train over to the empty track BUT WAIT! HE GRABBED A KID! NOW THERE'S 2 PEOPLE ON THE TRACK! and STILL ZERO PEOPLE on the other track! WhAtEvEr WiLl We Do!? You're like the autistic riddler from the Robert Pattinson Batman movie. You're not justice Destiny... But..."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2024

STOOTY CALL

When an artist, DJ producer, Hype Man, or anyone in the industry calls a woman to the Recording studio just to have Sexual Relations .

“JOSEPH” Only calls my phone when he wants a “STOOTY Call”.

by OYGFASE August 2, 2024

Call in and we'll help you

We aren't going to help you.

Hym "Because I already said I'm not calling in. So, 'call in and we'll help you' means you aren't going to do it. Not calling in isn't a barrier to you. So, no. I'm not ever going to do that. You should have done what I told you 3 years ago or 10 years ago and though kids in Texas would not be dead and Suchir Balaji would not be dead. YOU... DO WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO. I'm not doing it. There are a lot of things I WILL do but no. I'm not calling anyone. I'm not doing anything beyond this. You can just listen to the words I say and then do those words and not the other way around. I already told you I wouldn't and I already explained why."

by Hym Iam March 26, 2025

Call it a yogurt

A meaningless, unimportant, useless, money-leeching, mundane filler word that has no importance other than being at the end of sentences and serves to be infuriating.

"Dude, my dog died."
"Wow, call it a yogurt."
"What? I'm serious."
"Yeah, yikes... Call it a yogurt."

by lulucio March 27, 2025