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Pop Music

The ultimate musical sacrilege.

Made by soulless businessmen in the Record Label industry, these rats often hire attractive people (movie actors, models, homeless people or whatever) with a decent voice (Mostly hardcore fucked by autotune to sound nice) to sing their lifeless songs for them. They also utilize flashy videos (Which covers up the mess called the "lyrics") featuring the "artist's" heavily-edited abs or fake buttcheeks (Sometimes, they even go full birthday suit...) with dancers doing brothel shit. (It's often lewd as Hell.) Combine it with proven-and-tested "catchy rhythm and melodies" (For boosting the hype of the listener) and intense marketing, it becomes a cash cow for the company who produces it, with views beating both Rock and Art Music combined, and has a popularity rate that is higher than Burj Khalifa.

It preys on the clueless teenagers (Mostly young ladies) with its hype generator, love/edgy lyrics and attractive "artists", harboring tons of money through concert tickets and online albums. It poisons the minds of people through the radio and streaming platforms repeating it again and again, until the populace says it's a good one.

It rips your soul away in every repetition on the radio. It makes you stupid in every lyric. It manipulates you in every beat.

This is Pop Music.
Brittany: would you like to listen to Beyonce?
Dyl: I would rather sniff my own shit than to listen to pop music.
by Some Guy in the Tavern October 11, 2023
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Dinner music

Music played between bands at shows.
Soft music before bands go on
“They played Elton John three times this dinner music is for boomers, when is the band gonna play?”
by Teddyansom July 23, 2022
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Music

Music is life... Music is more amazing than a sky when the sun is setting. Music is more beautiful than a Field of roses, music is everything.
"I love music"
by Kai_is_coolXD February 16, 2025
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Aerobics music

Aerobics music again? That's the 87th time this week, you're slowly driving me crazy with that shit.
by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020
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musical ride

When performing sex on a woman, (usually reverse cowgirl) and she starts to sing out loud to cover out the sounds, this usually happens when she is supposed to be in her house alone, but instead she's having sex with her boyfriend and she covers it up with singing since the neighbours are nosy and music would cause suspicions.

This is also considered a great way to mask masturbation.
Sentence:
I had to make a musical ride out of my masturbation since my parents where watching TV in the living room.

Conversation:

Carl: So, how was your date with AJ last night?

Marcos: It was great, we started making out, then one thing lead to another and we started having sex! She was great and all but she had to do a musical ride since Mac, her big brother was in the neighbours house and playing music would have gave it away...
by sad reality November 13, 2015
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Classical Music

A very old type of music that people use to feel good about themselves because listening to classical makes them "so smart" and people who listen to rap, pop or country are "so dumb."
Person 1: "People who listen to classical music are almost as bad as k-pop stans."

Person 2: "Talk about, dude."
by and1446 April 20, 2021
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Music Paleontologist

A paleontologist is a scientist who studies the history of life on Earth through the fossil RECORD. Fossils are the evidence of past life on the planet . A trace fossil is any evidence of the life activity of music that lived in the past. Beats, tracks, bars and melodies are all examples of trace fossils.
A paleontologist is a scientist who studies the history of life on Earth through the fossil RECORD. Fossils are the evidence of past life on the planet . A trace fossil is any evidence of the life activity of music that lived in the past. Beats, tracks, bars and melodies are all examples of trace fossils. There are few people that have the gift of this craft. It takes a keen ear and vision of the future to be a true music paleontologist. The only true way to the future is to unravel the past.
by misstara007 December 1, 2023
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