mend his ways

Improve one's behavior
Threatened with suspension, Jerry promised to mend his ways.
by Motanul13 October 30, 2015
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The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be
Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020
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a number on his back

when you dont have a target on you but everyone knows to stay clear of you
you know darell, they put a number on his back although he weak he still beat a guy with 250 bodies to his name.
by gods of corgis February 24, 2023
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Won't use his real name

Do you not already know my real name or what?
Cueball "But he won't use his real name!"

Hym "Do you know my real name? The people I work with know I'm Hym. You likely already KNOW my real name. If you REALLY wanted me to use my real name I WOULDN'T HAVE A FUCKING CHOICE IN THE MATTER. I officially give anyone who wants to use my real name permission to do so. You have my full consent. But you're not going to do it because that isn't the actual issue. Me not using my name has nothing to with why you're allowing people to falsify a mental illness. This is exactly the kind of shit that gets people lobotomized. Your choices are between stay quiet, allow this to continue regardless of what happens as a consequence OR speak up, put a stop to it before it happens to someone for whom you actually have sympathy. Did you know some kid killed himself after sympathizing with one of the characters in one of the shows about me? Platinum end? So there's 1. At least. I take full credit. This didn't have to be this way and now a child is dead. Go look up the article. I'm not making it up. Go look. You and the other atheist are starting to look like nothing more than intellectual elitists who seek to manufacture the authority left in the absence of God. Go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam August 03, 2023
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Eat his cake

When a girl goes down on a guy's chia-pet's-length pubes that are longer than his now long forgotten penis.
Damn bra! That bish thought she was gonna get it good, but all she got to do was eat his cake.
by CakeBoyGeorge September 28, 2016
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sugar in his tank

a term used by mainly black folk to describe a gay man
person 1: girl did you see the way he switches when he walks?? he most definitely has a little sugar in his tank
by ermactually123 August 01, 2023
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