Bearded Dragon

A chill yet a fearful hunter.

Will kill any insect if hungry.
Don't think that you can catch a wild one cause they will run up your leg in 5 seconds.
Will comment suicide if near a ledge, or is on a bed, please watch out for any thing that is very high for a small fella like him/her.

JESUS THE BEARDED DRAGON IS ON MY LEG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

OH DEAR GOD HE JUMPED! (said the owner)

RUN AWAY HE'S SO FAST!

by B) is what I typed March 17, 2022

lotus dragon cookie

the beautiful sexy dragon in ovenbreak

i love them.

lotus dragon cookie

by hydrangeacookie January 22, 2023

Chunder dragon

When you throw up out of your mouth and it comes out of your nose at the same time

Bro after that party last night I pulled a chunder dragon in the bathroom when I got home

by K-Lord June 18, 2017

DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

your first real love, your darkest nightmare

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hello, ahbap man.

*some time later*

SimpJimmy: See you around, man ahbap.

---5 long years later---

SimpJimmy: Hey DRAGON, I need to tell you something important.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hey Simp, what's up?

SimpJimmy: I am not the person I pretended to be. It is time now.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Ahbap what are you talking abo-...

PijimSammy: *Pulls DRAGONDREAMFEET's heart out* Sorry, DREAM boy. I wish we could stay friends as we were for the last 5 years.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: *inaudibly* Move... to the left...

PijimSammy: Huh?! How are you still able to talk?

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Step to the... right...

PijimSammy: Crap!

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Dance your FEET off!!!

Mystical Epic Chorus: DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

*A strong energy burst + sick explosion*

...

???: Not today.

by DRAGON-DREAM-FEET November 20, 2021

Imagine Dragon

Imagine Dragon Is A Joke similar To Candice And Ligma.

Man 1: Hello, Do You Know Who Is Imagine Dragon Is?

Man 2: No, Who Is It?

Man 1: Imagine Dragon Dees Nuts Across Your Face!

Man 2: Gets Fooled With*

by IsaacMarbles May 22, 2024

Cum Dragon

Cum Dragon is a word when describing a gay dragon who streams

Cum Dragon OwO

by BigBrainTime360 November 11, 2020

Raikou of the Dragons

An internet hoax to gatekeep anime from fake weebs. RotD was made by a creator after they were sick of people lying about watching anime, so they asked the internet to act like this anime was real and if someone said they had ACTUALLY watched it, they were lying since it's not real. It is said that the last episode was traumatic to say the least

Real Weeb: have you watched Raikou of the Dragons?
Fake weeb: Oh yeah, often usually it's my favourite! >w<
Real Weeb: what do you mean? Its not real

by anonymous July 18, 2025