Michael

A fat croissant-looking piece of shit

Look over there, it’s Michael

by Certified Author May 6, 2025

Michael Jordan

An individual who played through an era of out of prime players, and unskilled rookies. Although, for some reason he receives praise for his perfect finals record even though none of the teams that he played would be a #7 seed in today's game.

Mike: Hey I beat my 2 year old son in a 1v1
Me: lol, you are such a Michael Jordan.

by LeBron Es La Cabra July 11, 2017

michael mayer

Retarded peice of shot

Oh I feel like such a Michael Mayer

by DeathMachine005 May 22, 2018

Michael

Michael is what I would call special. He is like no other boy. Michael is very nice and loving. Treats girl with respect anyone would want Michael. Michael is very short and is has an extremely big cock.

Have you guys seen michael today?
Yeah that 8 inch was sticking out 😳

by iloveponies1029120 May 10, 2021

Michael and Naomi

Michael and Naomi are two people that have been friends ever since they were kids. They love each other and are good friends. Michael and Naomi are always there for each other.

Michael and Naomi are now married and have 555 kids. They created an orphanage together and love each of their 555 kids dearly. But nothing beats their love for each other.

"Michael and Naomi love each other very much."
"Look! Its Michael and Naomi, the two owners of the Monkey Orphanage"

by michaelzhaq March 24, 2024

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson is a popular Celebrity, he is muslim and loves to Dance and make music, but he Died in 2010, one of his popular Songs are “Billie Jean” well i dont Know alot about him but they say He faked his death that’s not Confirmed yet so that’s it

Bye//

“Michael Jackson looks like muzan from demon slayer”
“Muzan must be Michael Jackson’s other life”

by Aiden 🍪🍭 October 31, 2021

Michael

He is a stupid but funny person. Doesn’t beg for a girlfriend he is no lady’s man either. He is bot good at any subjects but make up for his stupidity. With his stupidness he is funny, he is quite but if your friends with him he will talk for ages. He loves to talk shit, but know’s when to not to. He doesn’t also show any sad emotions. He also has a lot of friends and never feel left alone.

“Hey Michael did you punch that baby?!”“yeah it looks ugly”

by Beansalot November 22, 2021