Flappy Bird

Aka Curtis Critchley

Flappy bird-

“Chris I don’t know what to do the customer wants help with something”

“Help them then”

“But Rod is using the keys”

“Well use the other set then”

Curtis flaps around wildly and takes the wrong bunch then returns later having not helped the customer, flustered and confused.

“That’s it I’m sick of this, there is not a key on this bunch and I don’t know what to do”

by Wahaag February 14, 2019

Bird Bath Shot

When a man stretches his ball sack out to make a little bowl and pours an alcoholic beverage in the bowl and his partner takes the shot.

Last night I gave my GF/Wife or this girl a Bird Bath Shot!! Her new name is Tweedy Bird

by HH2018 June 9, 2025

Bird Box Night

Not leaving your house/couch for the entirety of the evening.

Brad: You want to hit up the casino?
Laura: No thanks.

Brad: Come on! It's a Friday night!

Laura: I'm having a Bird Box Night and not leaving my house.

by Lbell515 December 31, 2018

slow bird

if you’re slow and look like a bird, it becomes a compound word, slow bird

Brooklyn is such a slow bird!

by yuh😏😏😏 September 20, 2020

Bird Killer

A bird killer is someone who gets a girl but in this case we would call the girl a “bird” meaning she is valid and attractive. Henceforth making the bird killer the person who loses his chance with a bird.

Damn, duley is a bird killer, he f**ked up

by Bird Killer 69420 April 24, 2022

Bird

1. synonym for half-wit(idiot).

2. commonly used to describe a person who is immoral and integrity-lacking. Obnoxious and materialistic.

"dude is literally a bird"

by JJmane October 15, 2021

Mellow Bird's

Mellow Bird's is a popular granular coffee brand that made it's debut in the 1970's, and subsequently made a resurgence in 2025 when social media users began talking about it and getting social media creators to say it for comic effect

Do you drink Mellow Bird's?

No but I saw someone ask Cheryl Fergison if she drinks it on TikTok live

by kathyprice2007 January 31, 2025