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Fortnite

A highly contagious disease that is spread through a game where 9 year olds get into massive trouble for playing past their bed time of 7pm.

Causes: playing fortnite every day

Symptoms: toxicity, raging, gayness, may lead to the player losing friends or girlfriends, can lead to another disease called ligma.

Prevention: abortion
I see a kid, hes a bot, I'm ramping up *intense, loud keyboard sounds* hes 1hp I'm downed. How you bot your trash at fortnite how didn't you kill him 1v1 me I'll smash you.
by Matty135749 August 11, 2020
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Fortnite

A highly contagious disease that is spread through a game where 9 year olds get into massive trouble for playing past their bed time of 7pm.

Causes: playing fortnite every day

Symptoms: toxicity, raging, gayness, may lead to the player losing friends or girlfriends, can lead to another disease called ligma.

Prevention: abortion
I see a kid, hes a bot, I'm ramping up *intense, loud keyboard sounds* hes 1hp I'm downed. How you bot your trash at fortnite how didn't you kill him 1v1 me I'll smash you.
by Matty135749 August 11, 2020
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Form of Birth Control in which you will never have sex if you play it
Guy: Hey wanna have sex
Girl: eww no you play fortnite
by Minecraftonmymind August 11, 2020
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the spawn of satan. This word is commonly used by 9 year olds in an elementary school when their teacher asked them what they do in their free time.
I HEaRd mAX pLaYs FoRTNitE
by Microwave 117 August 13, 2020
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A game where a bunch of 8 year old kids swear their heads off because their mum wont let them buy money
Kid 1: Hey wanna play Fortnite
Kid 2: Sure
Kid 1 kills kid 2
Kid 1: Shit on
by Cooperlikespizza August 19, 2020
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The worlds most shittiest game, full of horny 9 year olds who sweat their arses off and wank to Pokimane.
Boy: Hey, Jake hasn't played outside in ages.
Girl: Because the bender sits on his lazy arse scoffing a KFC Snackbox whilst on Fortnite
by XxMLG_ProPussySlayerxX August 21, 2020
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This is a shit game. Only 9 year olds play it.
brother: yo wanna play some fortnite?
me: ew! No,thats a gay game
brother: you better play with me! >:(
me: I will commit suicide rn!
by huzopizgozigizoaaaaaa August 22, 2020
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