A name for anything disappointing, especially (rather disappointing) anal sex. The term is taken from Christopher Hitchens’ oft repeated witticism that the three most overrated things in the world are lobsters, picnics, and anal sex.
While Phinneas had been excited to explore new sexual territory with his new and rather adventurous lover, what had once been an alluring almost taboo activity end up being a rather tight and uncomfortable Hitchens Picnic.
by Bruce M. F. MacDonald July 20, 2022
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When a womens ass is large enough that when consumed you do not come up hungry.
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When a womens ass is used like a table to hold your plate of food.
When a womens ass is large enough that when consumed you do not come up hungry.
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When a womens ass is used like a table to hold your plate of food.
1.Kelli has such a picnic ass, the last time I ate that booty I was not hungry for 2 days.
2. I went to Patty's house for dinner, she farted on my plate of hotdogs when I was using her picnic ass.
2. I went to Patty's house for dinner, she farted on my plate of hotdogs when I was using her picnic ass.
by jumbofupaass May 27, 2022
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