A piece of toilette paper that you put into your underwear, to catch the droplet that follows a few minutes after you reach your climax.
by atakan40 July 25, 2023
This is the excuse one comes up with the morning after they stayed out late watching a sporting advent, or went out and partied to hard. Often a lame , last minuted excuse that no one buys into. More than likely excessive drinking, and cocaine have a role in ones lifestyle.
Joe's morning after excuse was weak as usual. Obviously the Eagles played last night.
Papa doesn't even need a morning after excuse. He reeks of liquor.
Papa doesn't even need a morning after excuse. He reeks of liquor.
by 7mary3 September 16, 2014
The feeling of regret after one has masturbated to a girl or guy, he/she was either not attracted to, or felt annoyed by, prior to masturbation.
Dude.. the other night i was flirting with Kim.. after Masturbating i had some After Fap Regrets and didn't talk to her anymore.. Made things awkward 1st block.
Also commonly used as After Fap: Dude i found out she was fat after i masturbated.. Major After Fap
Also commonly used as After Fap: Dude i found out she was fat after i masturbated.. Major After Fap
by Bro_ca_Cola March 02, 2011
by Daniel Savio August 09, 2011
The warm glow on a woman face after being thoroughly satisfied by the act of sex.
Also abbreviated at "ASG".
Also abbreviated at "ASG".
Jarod: Dang, Ashley looks great!
Addie: Her man just left the apartment, she has that after sex glow.
Addie: Her man just left the apartment, she has that after sex glow.
by Chodious Maximus August 24, 2015
The after dinner shit or more commonly known as the ADS is a release of shit, after a long and filling dinner. Most commonly taken after Indian, Mexican or Pasta. The time frame for the ADS can vary dramatically, due to the particular size and density of the dish consumed.
Frank ate a whole cheesecake. No wonder he took that epic After Dinner Shit ADS straight after. My toilet won't ever be the same...
by stefan,luis January 24, 2009
And they all lived alpacaly ever after.
by Alpacaly March 09, 2015