Door maggot

Someone displaying less than quality characteristics or going out of their way to be a dick.
Someone known for upsetting a Gary..

“See that guy on the news who robbed that old lady?”
“Yeah that guys a complete door maggot.

by Captn wizdom February 08, 2024

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mango maggot

Trump and all of his trumptard followers. Mango because of his artificial color, maggot because they feed on rot.

Bruh, that dude is a mango mango maggot. He stinks.

by BornUSA February 23, 2025

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maggot in a rice barrel.

noun

Is a variant of the needle in a haystack phrase. Intended to be used in a derogatory and insulting manner.

to try and locate the whereabouts of a fugitive criminal in the big city, is like trying to find a maggot in a rice barrel.

by Baron Neville May 12, 2018

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Bog Maggots

Small rolled pieces of toilet paper stained with feces that are created when vigorously wiping the bum crack after a shit.

Tiny worm shaped pieces of the paper fall off the wad and lay around the toilet seat or the floor area around the pan that look like shitty little maggots

'For fucks sake Dave, you've left bog maggots on the seat again. Can't you wipe your arse like any normal person?'

'..Sorry love'

by CountLippe February 12, 2021

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