After-Nut Mentality

That exact moment right after you bust a nut and your thought process and mentality completely changes; and the video you were watching just feels wrong and nasty. You partially feel ashamed of yourself and you start thinking of how you can better yourself, community and the world.
Timmy: "Yo! Wassup, you tryna fuck some bitches and get fucking drunk tonight?"
Marcus: "Nonsense, those are sins, and I will be to occupied serving the lord and reading the bible"
Timmy: "Yo, you good? It's sounds like you got that After-Nut Mentality right now"
Marcus: "Nonsense Brother, come join me in prayer"
Timmy: "Yo, what the fu-"
by SmolBoi27 November 15, 2018
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Morning After Excuse

This is the excuse one comes up with the morning after they stayed out late watching a sporting advent, or went out and partied to hard. Often a lame , last minuted excuse that no one buys into. More than likely excessive drinking, and cocaine have a role in ones lifestyle.
Joe's morning after excuse was weak as usual. Obviously the Eagles played last night.

Papa doesn't even need a morning after excuse. He reeks of liquor.
by 7mary3 September 16, 2014
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After Fap Regrets

The feeling of regret after one has masturbated to a girl or guy, he/she was either not attracted to, or felt annoyed by, prior to masturbation.
Dude.. the other night i was flirting with Kim.. after Masturbating i had some After Fap Regrets and didn't talk to her anymore.. Made things awkward 1st block.

Also commonly used as After Fap: Dude i found out she was fat after i masturbated.. Major After Fap
by Bro_ca_Cola March 02, 2011
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Human After All

What Guy-Manuel De Homeme-Cristo and Thomas Bangalter turn out to be
by Daniel Savio August 09, 2011
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After Sex Glow

The warm glow on a woman face after being thoroughly satisfied by the act of sex.

Also abbreviated at "ASG".
Jarod: Dang, Ashley looks great!

Addie: Her man just left the apartment, she has that after sex glow.
by Chodious Maximus August 24, 2015
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Alpacaly Ever After

An outcome.
An alpaca utopia
A safe place
by Alpacaly March 09, 2015
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After Dinner Shit

The after dinner shit or more commonly known as the ADS is a release of shit, after a long and filling dinner. Most commonly taken after Indian, Mexican or Pasta. The time frame for the ADS can vary dramatically, due to the particular size and density of the dish consumed.
Frank ate a whole cheesecake. No wonder he took that epic After Dinner Shit ADS straight after. My toilet won't ever be the same...
by stefan,luis January 24, 2009
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