Special smoothie

A beverage made with piss, shit, cum, blood, and spit, all sourced from trucker bathrooms. Blood can be substituted for coconut water. Serve lukewarm.

Dude, my syphilis is so bad that when I jerk off, special smoothie comes out.

by 9inchpunisher May 15, 2019

Early Bird Special

A man puts a worm in his dick hole and has the girlfriend suck it out.

Damn, I have that girl the early bird special.

by Harry Mcock December 23, 2023

Manager's Special

The sexual act of fornicating a woman in the anus, knocking her out, and then wiping your shitty dick on her lips.

Maria was giving me attitude last night, so I took her to the bedroom and gave her the Manager's Special.

by UncleGubGubGubsy July 28, 2019

Misty Special

The act of adding a side of grilled shrimp to whatever you were planning on eating.

I cooked up some shrimps for my lady to enjoy while giving me head. Wanted to hook her up with a Misty special for Valentine’s Day.

by Father Sean Misty February 26, 2023

Give that special sic head day

There is no description everything is in the headline, so just go and see that special person :)

Give that special sic head day

by Yoooman69 January 13, 2022

Vince McMahon Special

Sexual act where a man poops on a woman's head then proceeds to cum on the faeces.

Ew, I wouldn't date her, I've heard she's into Vince McMahon Specials

by fernislav February 01, 2024

Special Wizard

A Special Wizard is someone who is a wizard at grooming "special people"(autists or people with down syndrome, mainly the latter)

They're too fucking lame and ugly to find an actual boy/girl their age so they're dependent on grooming r***rds. They usually do it from their moms basement with cheeto dust all over them, they are obese, and obsessed with minecraft

Person 1: bro look at that guy over there he's grooming that 14 year old chick with down syndroms

Person 2: bro it's a fucking special wizard

by WikiPediaUrbanDictionaryGrinde February 21, 2025