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de-hair out

the act of shaking and/or hanging up an item — generally blankets, clothing, towels or rugs — in an effort to decrease the amount of accumulated pet hair.
The dog has been laying on that blanket for a week, so I shook it and hung it over the railing to de-hair out.
by Metaphormidable April 21, 2018
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National grab hair day

Touch anyone’s hair you would like. It won’t be weird since it’s national grab hair day!! National grab hair day starts on 22nd March, so be ready!! :)
Your hair is very nice!! *grabs hair* oops byeee!! National grab hair day
by Joes hair March 20, 2021
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Hair Omelette

The unfortunate act of accidentally vomiting on a woman's hairy vagina during vigorous cunnilingus, possibly as a result of rapidly ingesting both liquid and food, and the necessary bending of the body. A notable hair omelette contains limited fluids while retaining a certain drip along the labia, and its focus is on the undigested chunks, ideally remaining in place with the help of the pubic hair.
John#1: "Dude, what the hell happened with Emily the other night? I hook you up and now she's pissed at me!"

John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."

John#1: "..."
by ForAllTheBeaversInTheWorld December 19, 2011
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Pineapple hair

The top part of a pineapple that is green and looks like a pine tree
Person 1: Damn bro you eat the pineapple hair?

Person 2: Yeah. You don't?
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Pineapple Hairs

The green stuff on top of a pineapple was renamed “pineapple hairs” thanks to Anix, 1 of the best YouTubers ever.
by MelonMoo June 17, 2020
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hair stamp

Dude I just saw Mary's hair stamp

Yeah, it was so fucking nasty
by dejae July 26, 2014
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Hair of the dog

an alcoholic drink taken to cure a hangover.
Craig cracked open a beer, claiming it was just a "hair of the dog" to cure his pounding headache from last night's party.
by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024
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