pink hair tie

to show you’re available for no strings attached (for fruity people)
worn on the wrist to show other gays that you’re down to have some fun, but nothing serious
for those still cautious, approaching someone wearing one you should say “can i borrow your pink hair tie” to which the response would be “only if i can borrow your hoodie”

girl/guy 1: oh hey, can i borrow your pink hair tie?
girl/guy 2: yeah sure you can, if i can borrow your hoodie

by crazyshy June 16, 2023

TP hair

Not to be confused with a mohawk, TP hair is when a man (or butch woman) styles their hair in such a fashion that all hair comes to a point in the middle, causing it to resemble a Native American hut.

Check out Dallas. I can't believe he goes out into public with TP hair.

by tcufrog08 August 15, 2008

colon hair

The hair that surrounds the ring of your colon.

When Jonathan"s ass itched he said "My colon hair is tickling my butthole."

by Christywood90 July 24, 2024

Black Hair Dysmorphia

The constant feeling that your hair is not black enough, even after only dying it recently.

“Why are you dying your black hair black? You must have black hair dysmorphia”

by Captainbirdseyecreampie October 13, 2023

Nigerian nipple hair

A term used by the whippersnappers friend group that will be cherished for life.

Keller you Nigerian nipple hair

by Whippersnappers friend November 1, 2019

yellow-haired pygmy

A young woman who continually attempts and fails to "steal" your significant other, though said other has no interest in anyone other than you. Often mistaken for a slut, this person lacks in social skills and finesse, and is a general tease to the male population. Not considered dangerous, but can be excessively irritating.

I would love to tear that yellow-haired pygmy's face off, but she's not worth the effort.

by WileECoyote December 17, 2012

space hair

Human hair in micro-gravity.

The astronauts long hair looked like an explosion due to space hair.

by fidness 1957 November 23, 2024