hair scare

When the hair on your head is disheveled or unkempt in one way or another, and it takes you by surprise.

I had a hair scare this morning. And my solution was a hat.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Jailhouse Hair Dye

Hair dye made with kool aid or other candy/drink mixes in prison because inmates aren’t allowed actual hair dye

She had red jailhouse hair dye when she got out of prison.

by Amber’s Jail House Interview June 18, 2021

sitcom hair

Having the hair of a popular 90's sitcom star

Wow, that guy looks like he should be in "my two dad's" with that sitcom hair

by marktween May 10, 2015

Hair transplantation

Mahesh Babu is the only Tier 2 hero in TFI did hair transplantation to cover up his Batta Thala...
His Batta Thala got leaked in some photos. But mabbu fans cover them as morphed.
So don't give attention to Pilla Mabbus.

Mahesh babu hair transplantation

by Anonymusk June 13, 2021

Chicago Hair

A term used to describe a young man who is balding or trying to hide his bald spot—often by wearing a hat. The name “Chicago Hair” comes from the windy reputation of Chicago, where a strong gust could easily blow off a hat and reveal a hidden bald patch.

Man: “Let’s go swimming on the first date—so you cant catfish me with your makeup or filters.”

Woman: “Sure! And on our second date, let’s take a walk through Chicago so the wind can snatch that hat right off your head and reveal your bald spot, How’s that sound, Chicago Hair?”

by yunggravy4 April 22, 2025

Burning Hair

To have sex with

Am I'm still gonna be able to burn hair after this procedure?

What were you doing in the back seat?

Man you know, burning hair!

by f1m03 February 22, 2021

Hair booze

AIGHT GNG IMAGINE IF WE TOOK THE 2 MOST ENTHRALLING, MESMERIZING CREATIONS OF THE DEITY OF SWAG- ONE BEING THE NOURISHING, SILKEN SMOOTH REJUVENATING AND REFRESHING SHAMPOO, THE OTHER BEING THE LIFEBLOOD OF THE SWAG WAY OF LIFE- BEER. BEER IS THE PATH, THE LIGHT, THE ANSWER TO MOST QUESTIONS. WHATEVER QUESTIONS BEER CANNOT ANSWER, CAN BE ANSWERED ONLY BY OUR MOST SACRED HENESSY XO. ANYWAYS IMAGINE ADDING BOOZE TO A SHAMPOO BAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR HAIR FOLLICLES GONN GET FADED EVERY MORNING, HAIR BOOZE CAN BE USED TO NOURISH HAIR, TO DRINK, TO LUBE UR DIH TO USE IN ANY SWAG WAY U PLEASE AHAHAHAHA HAIR BOOZEEEEEE

peebhas- *is in a genuine dilemma as a major problem has arisen in his relationship and is desperate to seek counsel for his misery* (for context this happens every 2 days so it is not something alarming)
meanwhile peenoy- *booted off his ass and totally done with ts* Hair boozee3EEE33EE3333EE AAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MY HAIR FOLLICLES DONE GET FADED EVERY MORNING

by swagtemplemanagementcomittee April 16, 2025