by pervysmervy November 26, 2021
Get the Fanny back hairmug. by Epic Gamer 2 Because epic game June 16, 2020
Get the Pineapple hairmug. The unfortunate act of accidentally vomiting on a woman's hairy vagina during vigorous cunnilingus, possibly as a result of rapidly ingesting both liquid and food, and the necessary bending of the body. A notable hair omelette contains limited fluids while retaining a certain drip along the labia, and its focus is on the undigested chunks, ideally remaining in place with the help of the pubic hair.
John#1: "Dude, what the hell happened with Emily the other night? I hook you up and now she's pissed at me!"
John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."
John#1: "..."
John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."
John#1: "..."
by ForAllTheBeaversInTheWorld December 19, 2011
Get the Hair Omelettemug. the little straggling hairs around a girls butthole that she misses. Usually because they are too close to the butthole to get. These hairs are longer than normal.
by RhodeIslandwords November 2, 2017
Get the fart hairsmug. by Thatssmattmubch October 3, 2023
Get the National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch daymug. by Iamnotanixlol June 16, 2020
Get the Pineapple Hairsmug. pineapple hairs is a word for when you dont know what the name of the hairs on top of the pineapple (anix)
anix:whats the name of the hairs on the pineapple?
anix friend: CALL IT PINEAPPLE HAIR
anix:PiNeApPlE hAiR pineapple hairs l:)
anix friend: CALL IT PINEAPPLE HAIR
anix:PiNeApPlE hAiR pineapple hairs l:)
by Alyssa <3 :) June 16, 2020
Get the pineapple hairsmug.