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pineapple hairs

the saying for a top of a pineapple .this was in a video by the YouTuber anix
What is even this green stuff i am going to cal them pineapple hairs.
by lunagrace June 16, 2020
mugGet the pineapple hairsmug.

hslot hair

best era, i will be taking go slander
oh, what’s the best era and why is it hslot hair
by someone with taste mwah December 6, 2020
mugGet the hslot hairmug.

yellow-haired pygmy

A young woman who continually attempts and fails to "steal" your significant other, though said other has no interest in anyone other than you. Often mistaken for a slut, this person lacks in social skills and finesse, and is a general tease to the male population. Not considered dangerous, but can be excessively irritating.
I would love to tear that yellow-haired pygmy's face off, but she's not worth the effort.
by WileECoyote December 17, 2012
mugGet the yellow-haired pygmymug.
August 8th is the day celebrating the god given gift that is short haired women
Dude1: Man did you know that tomorrow is National short haired womens day?

Dude2: Hell yeah!
by blungoid June 17, 2023
mugGet the National short haired womens daymug.

Blue haired bagel

A woman or man (typically southern) who’s redneck/backwood pretending to be classy. They like to be lazy in a way that inconveniences people and throw a Karen tantrum when it’s called out.
Be careful of the blue haired bagels at Publix, they like to back out slow so they don’t have to look in their mirrors and won’t be liable if they get hit.
by FloridaTerms December 27, 2024
mugGet the Blue haired bagelmug.

pink hair tie

to show you’re available for no strings attached (for fruity people)
worn on the wrist to show other gays that you’re down to have some fun, but nothing serious
for those still cautious, approaching someone wearing one you should say “can i borrow your pink hair tie” to which the response would be “only if i can borrow your hoodie”
girl/guy 1: oh hey, can i borrow your pink hair tie?
girl/guy 2: yeah sure you can, if i can borrow your hoodie
by crazyshy June 16, 2023
mugGet the pink hair tiemug.

colon hair

The hair that surrounds the ring of your colon.
When Jonathan"s ass itched he said "My colon hair is tickling my butthole."
by Christywood90 July 24, 2024
mugGet the colon hairmug.

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