space hair

Human hair in micro-gravity.

The astronauts long hair looked like an explosion due to space hair.

by fidness 1957 November 23, 2024

National short haired womens day

August 8th is the day celebrating the god given gift that is short haired women

Dude1: Man did you know that tomorrow is National short haired womens day?

Dude2: Hell yeah!

by blungoid June 17, 2023

2c hair

A nightmare to have; inpossible to style, frizzes whatsoever you do, products will look too wet/oily and shapeless like a lion's mane or very disturbingly dry with curls looking like they are paper-thin and crusty.

...
Person 1: Oh yeah, I have the dame struggles with my hair too. What hair type do you have? I have 3a.
Person 2: I have a mix of 2b-2c-3a that looks mostly like 2b and acts like the chaos after Pandora's Box has opened...
Person 1: Oof, RIP bestie... 2c hair is the worstt...

by yoongiemb June 25, 2021

Hair Chickens

Chickens are the little bumps on ponytails. They cause them to not look sleek or slicked back.

You should really redo that ponytail; you have hair chickens everywhere!

by help i’m being held hostage February 21, 2020

yellow-haired pygmy

A young woman who continually attempts and fails to "steal" your significant other, though said other has no interest in anyone other than you. Often mistaken for a slut, this person lacks in social skills and finesse, and is a general tease to the male population. Not considered dangerous, but can be excessively irritating.

I would love to tear that yellow-haired pygmy's face off, but she's not worth the effort.

by WileECoyote December 17, 2012

pineapple hairs

the saying for a top of a pineapple .this was in a video by the YouTuber anix

What is even this green stuff i am going to cal them pineapple hairs.

by lunagrace June 16, 2020

Blue haired bagel

A woman or man (typically southern) who’s redneck/backwood pretending to be classy. They like to be lazy in a way that inconveniences people and throw a Karen tantrum when it’s called out.

Be careful of the blue haired bagels at Publix, they like to back out slow so they don’t have to look in their mirrors and won’t be liable if they get hit.

by FloridaTerms December 27, 2024