Growing hairs on it

It's getting old.

That joke is so old it's growing hairs on it.

by Feroo February 26, 2011

scissor hair

the haircut from that one Panic! photo shoot that Ryan Ross was holding scissors

the scissor hair was the best hair

by beexneedle April 30, 2018

Splitting hairs

When your old lady lays down and spreads the peach for ya.

Hey baby, how's about us splitting hairs and me giving you a good poke?

by September 14, 2020

Cozier than a hair in a biscuit

When you’re very, snug, cozy, or comfortable.

Popularized by Michael Evans in 2021.

Last night while the snow was falling and the fireplace was roaring, I felt cozier than a hair in a biscuit!

by geej123 April 18, 2021

dark-haired fem

A queer woman with dark hair who will look like an Angel but completely mess with your mind

She won’t stop falling for dark-haired fems even though it never ends well

by Queeeeeeeeeeer October 29, 2023

Hair fishing

When someone looks never change but the hairstyle does so it changes their appearance in certain ways depending upon the hairstyle.

Hey this girl appearance changes whenever she gets a new hairstyle have you noticed that to? Oh yeah I have noticed it especially whenever she comes into work she’s most definitely Hair Fishing

by Potatowedges June 07, 2025

hair-biter

Where you have a man/women bite your pubis hair off

chad: I got a hair-biter from Ashley last night
kevin: did it hurt

chad: fuck yes it did

by leorocker81 February 22, 2021