hair assessment

A hair assessment is when one makes a snap judgement about a person based upon their haircut

Two girls making a hair assessment of someone's hair cut:
Girl 1: "Did you see Johnny got a ceasar cut?"

Girl 2: "Yeah, total fuckboy cut."

by PitchATent96 December 30, 2017

mereman hair

When a men dyes his hair and or beard in brigth colors like blue, green, pink or purple.

- hey look at that dude blue beard.
- he got the mereman hair.

by LordTrevy November 23, 2015

crazy hair

when someone is wild or crazy.

"I'm taking crazy hair home before she gets too out of control."

by jane420 June 11, 2017

Pineapple Hairs

A youtuber by the name of Anix calls the green stuff on top of a pineapple.

"I don't know what's it's called, I guess I'll call the green stuff Pineapple Hairs."

by Noob Cews June 16, 2020

Tie my hair like Chauntae

A predominantly adequate method of braiding a females hair.

Tie my hair like Chauntae.

by Jason July 11, 2016

pussy hair

said when someones being a little bitch

Jayden: I don't want to go out tonight
Ryan: quit being a pussy hair

by TheSoggyOne69 June 19, 2024

Long hair syndrome

When someone with long hair thinks they hella wise and smart but just waffling tryna be like gandalf and are actually just chatting shit and dumb asf

Aye Julian you have long hair syndrome ya know

by Pablo Esc0bar October 11, 2022