A man who dropped out of school to do nothing with his life, launder money off his parents, and swear to people hes going to make it big
"Hey, have you seen John in school lately?"
"No. Hes pulling a David Kavanagh Hayde."
"What a faggot"
"No. Hes pulling a David Kavanagh Hayde."
"What a faggot"
by Surzy Wurzy October 30, 2023

by Quandle Dingles 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫 July 1, 2023

She's such a David
by Rabidasshole June 8, 2021

David Has a huge Dick and he is a good kisser he is always hard he likes to have sex when he feels like it if you know a David or Next to a person named David ask him
David like hot chicken
by Bigdavid01650 November 22, 2021

Owner of Straticelli ice cream, David has become a hero of many. He is an icon, and started his business as a young boy. He went from nothing to everything.
Words people describe him: legend, icon, dreamy af, amazing, inspiring, goofy, funny etc.
Words people describe him: legend, icon, dreamy af, amazing, inspiring, goofy, funny etc.
by rose_smith.x July 30, 2020

by Meatrider69 June 14, 2023

David is the one who will always be with you and listen to you. He is the one who will understand you when others cannot. He has surpassed the level of perfection, and especially his beautiful eyes you’ll never see eyes shine like his so stare into them when you can watch his eyes flicker around and focus but be careful not to get caught staring and if you do don’t look away just study every tiny detail their is and wonder how is someone’s eyes so harmonious, he is also the most loyal and gentle souls to ever exist, but just hidden away but when you eventually peak into it you’ll see how Iucky you are to be the one to stare into those eyes. David will be the reason you decide to keep going and be the reason you’re happy. If you have a David make sure to love them. They deserve the world universe and multiverses, but this long definition can’t even begin to describe all the perfect qualities and Perks he has. So enjoy your time together, forever n always
by MyLuvBug January 12, 2022
