Americaning

Becoming fat and racist and getting freedom

Friend one: I feel like having a hamburger ‘cause I’m free to do so but I will only buy one from a white guy
Friend two: Dude you’re Americaning

by VodkaInhaler January 18, 2021

American Derangement Syndrome

Canadians and Europeans are the most likely to have it. It's a sickness in which individuals live such uninteresting lives that their only source of enjoyment is hating on the world's greatest nation. The most common symptoms include flexing irrelevant geographic information that no one cares about, flexing free healthcare that comes with a tax rate four times that of the average American, and flexing colonial wealth from Africans' backs (Françafrique).

European: whats the capital, coat of arms, head of state and date of formation of Montenegro?
American: Who tf cares?
European: Bro you stupid American schools suck, smh
American: You got American Derangement Syndrome

by aussiewhowantstobeamerican August 8, 2021

American Roulette

The process of pissing on the door of a public restroom hoping someone doesn't walk in.

"Yo dude, should we American Roulette that bathroom"-Dude 1
"Nah, too many motherfuckers, its too hot"-Dude 2

by The Quick 1-2 February 22, 2023

american hide and seek

it's a variable of hide and seek, but every time you find someone, you kiss them. You ask someone if they want to play when you want to make out with them.

hey, do you want to play american hide and seek? (please let's make out)

by aliciaisjustbored November 25, 2023

American

Used to convey a sense of retardedness, usually about a story or idea.

“That is the most American thing I have heard all day, David from Mississippi” -The rest of the world

by Dominoe’s pizza December 30, 2022

That does not make American sense.

Common American phrase dating back to the late nineteen-hundreds. Very classy but also popular thing to say. Critically dubbed "meta-nationalist". Can be adapted to other countries.

You: Doesn't look like there's anything going on here today; the library's empty.

Alex: What? That does not make American sense. The calendar said today was supposed to be the Club Meet.

by AllSeeingElephant June 11, 2024

american freedom

The freedom to let your children get shot in a school or some other such similar dangerous school situation.

I'd have my kids schooled in America if it weren't for all that american freedom.

by notryarednaxela January 3, 2023