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Kitchen Rider

A Kitchen Rider is a person who wears logo clothing for a manufacture but doesn't own the product. Like a guy with a Harley Davidson t-shirt but he doesn't have a Harley or the guy with the surf clothing that never surfs.
Check out that guy with the Jack Daniels t-shirt on at an AA meeting! What a Kitchen Rider!
by Planetcontrol June 11, 2011
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BRAIN RIDEOUT

the state of being too "grilled" (high) on MDMA.
jonny's grillin'- dancing and having a blast... but brian is having a brain rideout- his eyes are rolling like a slot machine and he's stomping around the room like godzilla!!
by Dr.Freedom December 9, 2011
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bunk rider

a person who gots no hustle, no life and rides shirt tales to get by. a mooch
dont wanna hang wit any bunk riders.
by dirty redhotxx December 24, 2011
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large ride

A Large Tractor-Trailer Truck (semi) Usually a peterbilt, kenworth, western star, or any semi with a longer than average wheelbase.
"Jimbob's not taking the fleet truck, he's taking the large ride to juarez."
by Bay Area Mobster February 28, 2012
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Dolphin Ride

When you bend over to tie your shoes and your cat jumps on your back and rides around for awhile.
"Hey look, Jean Luc Pikitty is getting a dolphin ride again."

"I'll give you fair warning Jean Luc Pikitty will want a dolphin ride if you bend over to tie your shoe!"

"Look at all of the scratches on my back. It must have been the dolphin ride."

"Can I give Jean Luc Pikitty a dolphin ride now?"
by WordManiac525 November 8, 2012
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Portage Rider

1. A person that lives in the small town of Portage in Pennsylvania.

2. A Portage Rider is a redneck indian that loves to listen to country music, party in the farms, and wear ugly worker boots. Also, a Portage Rider will make fun of fat drag queens that want butt sex and food from McDonalds, because they are very racist.
A Portage Rider came up to me today and told me how bad ass that party was at his farm.

I knew that man was a Portage Rider from the way he wore those ugly boots and laughed at me for being a man and wearing a fat dress.
by halo69 January 21, 2013
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Geezy Rider

An old fat weekend warrior on a Harley wearing outlaw gang style clothes that stopped fitting him 30 pounds ago.
Jerry's butt hangs over the sides of his Harley like the typical geezy rider's does.
by Michaeladt September 6, 2013
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