A group of lowly cougars who use books as an excuse to get HAMMERED. It all starts with a little "sip" of wine, next thing you know they're pissing on police cars and your son Burt is contemplating using his Luger on you. Often confused with an actual exchange of literary opinions, this is a full blown cougar frat party; a proverbial last hoorah before menopause hits. It's a way to keep pussies wet and livers even wetter. FUCK OUR KIDS LETS GET HAMMERED!!!
P.S. Fuck you dude (mom)!!! I'm just trying to jerk off and watch my anime in peace!!!!!
P.S. Fuck you dude (mom)!!! I'm just trying to jerk off and watch my anime in peace!!!!!
"Girls!!! I can feel my cervix shriveling up, its time for a 'book club meeting'. Lets fucking shit on the floor and turn our kids into sluts and losers (pipe fitter)."
"Peotone can make the dampest pussy dry as a FUCKING BONE! Lets convene for some smut and everclear in my family living room, and tell our kids it's 'book club'.
"Its time for the flood gates to open (alcohol cabinet/pussies), lets call the neighborhood milfs for a 'Book Club' meeting, its that time of the month again."
"Peotone can make the dampest pussy dry as a FUCKING BONE! Lets convene for some smut and everclear in my family living room, and tell our kids it's 'book club'.
"Its time for the flood gates to open (alcohol cabinet/pussies), lets call the neighborhood milfs for a 'Book Club' meeting, its that time of the month again."
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-you and your friends want to party dry,
-you don't want to go to an actual club it's too loud,
-you don't want to be around too many drunk and unruly people,
-you don't like large crowds or loud music.
The term for that perfect spot where eligible bachelors and proper Christians and Mormons mingle with each other for an evening of safe, chaperoned fun without alcohol, drugs, loud music or rowdy crowds.
-you and your friends want to party dry,
-you don't want to go to an actual club it's too loud,
-you don't want to be around too many drunk and unruly people,
-you don't like large crowds or loud music.
The term for that perfect spot where eligible bachelors and proper Christians and Mormons mingle with each other for an evening of safe, chaperoned fun without alcohol, drugs, loud music or rowdy crowds.
Eric: What should we do this weekend?
Rob: Want to hit the clubs?
Eric: I can't, man. I have Church Sunday morning.
Rob: Should we Club Condo?
Eric: You know it, bro!
Rob: Want to hit the clubs?
Eric: I can't, man. I have Church Sunday morning.
Rob: Should we Club Condo?
Eric: You know it, bro!
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