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James Bond route

Taking an alternate route that has the potential to get you to your destination quicker than taking the standard route. There is also the potential that you will enounter some obstacles along the way, like numerous stop signs, stop lights, and difficult left turns due to non-stop cross-traffic.

Its common to drive recklessly while taking the James Bond route, much like 007 is forced to do when being chased through narrow streets in Rome, Paris, Madrid, etc.
Hwy 41 was so backed up, we decided to take the James Bond route and beat all those suckers sitting in traffic by a good 20 minutes.

He thought he was slick by taking the James Bond route, but ended up hitting fifteen stop signs in the subdivision and he got a ticket for doing 20 over in a 25. What an idiot.
by Oh Welles March 19, 2008
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James Vincent Lever

An ape by defintion a complusive order and drive to play all things that are xbox related, finds contact with women an awkward and difficult experiance usually with long gaps without sexual intercourse, due to this lack he results to "releasing the whales" aka "Spanking the Monkey" or "Cleaning the pipes" he can be found doing this up to 9 times a day. usually to the familiar sound of Jenna Black being traffic lighted.

James often uses tears as lube for this obesession of his, Social situations can be awkward for this creature, which usually results in sleeping with your best friends...... this can prove to be difficult.

His mateing call is that of obscure dance moves that come in all sizes shapes and forms, you are likely to see somthing similar if you gave a dyslexic ape with a tick extassy,
there is nothing that can compare with this ..... James Vincent Lever
by welshie2022 January 15, 2011
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dakota james taylor

Omg he is such a Dakota James Taylor don't date him
by Brookiesaurs October 6, 2016
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Jammy Jam James

There is only one Jammy Jam James. He is the fittest person imaginable, everyone fancies him. A Jammy Jam James is , for want of a better word, simply personified in the word Sex Machine.
"Oh My God! Is that Jammy Jam James?!?! I want him RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!! "
by james_8 March 11, 2009
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Ryan James Fassetta

The most amazing boyfriend in the world. Handsome and had a big heart. An irresistable smile. Easy talk to you. Loving and Caring. Trustworthy and Loyal. Fabulous in a million ways. The most amazing boy you'll ever meet. Hes perfect at EVERYTHING he does.
Ryan James Fassetta is hot :)
by his honeyboobear November 21, 2010
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Carter Asher James

Which name is his first? Who knows. An icon with 10 siblings, a sweet innocent Mormon child. Blonde with blue eyes. Wears black socks every day, probably owns no jeans. Has a Minecraft-style camo backpack. Only of the finest greens. Doesn't believe in the urban dictionary's Soquid. Could be 10 years old or 16. Who knows?
Teacher: Carter Asher James?

Carter: Here!

Teacher: Which one is your name?

Carter: All of the above.
by Waifu!~ April 14, 2021
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kevin james brown

The worst person you could posibly meet he hates everyone and everyone hates him.
mom:go to your room kevin james brown.
kevin:no never
by Loding........................ November 17, 2017
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