A man who attempts to talk to women but always end up saying something crazy, ruining his chances with the woman and making himself look weird. (shooting your shot from half court)
Chris: What did my homeboy John say to you?
Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.
Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper
Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.
Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper
by saintssintoo January 12, 2025
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