half-fourth-cousin

1- Half-great-great-grandpibling's great-great-grandchild.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and one great-great-great-grandparent in common.

Half-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

Jewish half-day

When your boss is Jewish and decides to close the business and hour before closing and calls it a "half day".

Dave: Hey Dennis, do you think we'll close early today for the holiday weekend?
Dennis: Not likely, if anything we'll close a half hour early, you know, a Jewish half-day!

by denchr6 May 24, 2024

Slimy half aborted fetus

A no good bottom of the barrel type person

Hey have you meet Kenny vessey? Yeah that dudes a slimy half aborted fetus!

by Awrcyy guy gbn May 30, 2024

Heffer and a half

A heffer on a whole different level. An extremely obesely obese individual breaking the point of no return on the fatness level.

Example 1:

Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!

Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!

Example 2:

Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??

Person 2: No, she pretty??

Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.

by countryboy2004 February 14, 2024

Half pound

A fat wringer ready to be cranked.

You think you can crank this half pound

by Danwit February 17, 2024

Half ham cob

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.

When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.

by DaddyNoShoes February 18, 2024

Half Dyke

A femme lesbian or masc lesbian which switches between roles. Ex. Half femme half dyke.

I love when my dyke get a few drinks in and becomes more femme, like a half dyke.

I love when my femme gets super excited and becomes a half dyke.

by anonymous February 19, 2024