Back Door Handy

A Threesome sexual Position where a woman lays over the lap of a male and reaches behind her to give him a hand job while the third person performs anal on the woman in such a way that the two men optimally climax simultaneously.with little thought to the woman's satisfaction or pleasure....typical dirtbag position.

Hey Graham lets slay a Back Door Handy today. my girlfriend's sister's looking hot and my gf is mad at me anyway.....sooooooo?

by flapjackal September 3, 2015

moist back door cold front

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.

The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.

by Finish Line October 4, 2022

Chinese back door job

When a middle aged Italian man receives it up the bum from a Chinese man under an olive tree and the middle aged Italian man sings the Chinese national anthem.

Also known as a papa nelli special

Hey, I just had a Chinese back door job under that olive tree

by The back door bandit January 30, 2025

Back door honey

1950s urban slang for women’s cum.

*in a transatlantic accent* “Herr! I got a hankerin’ for some of your back door honey!”

by EverBear April 28, 2024

doggy to the back door

When you’re fucking a girl doggy style and then it slides out of her vagina and with a seemless transition slides in her ass. This is very hard to do without any prior engagements loosening of the ass hole.

She gave consent for vaginal intercourse but when Kevin did the doggy to the back door she said she didn’t consent to anal. She told the police and Kevin ended up getting questioned.

by The Duke of Price Hill March 3, 2019

Back Door Time Bomb

The game of chicken you play when you're fucking a chick in the ass that has diarrhea.

Safest to play this game away from the bed you plan on sleeping in.

Burt: Oh man, I'm gonna totally bend Alana over and fuck her in the ass!
Ernie: You better be careful dude, she had Taco Bell for lunch.
Burt: Time to play a little Back Door Time Bomb

by Nanars February 26, 2020

Back doors kicked in

A euphemism for anal sex

"Oi! Is it true that your mum got her back doors kicked in last week?"
"Yes, Vicar, it's true."

by Sir Aethelred Pisp August 21, 2021