business whorefessional

A business outfit that is meant to cause arousal of the males of the office. Usually includes a short skirt and a low cut top.

nerd: wow we need to get a job over there. Have you seen the women, that business whorefessional dress policy is awesome.

other nerd: agreed.

by Sk8rBoi69 August 30, 2010

Business Clown

One whos business is to be a clown. This fellow is so zany and/or silly, that it is as if his profession is being a clown, hence the business in business clown

Look at Mike over there, what a business clown!

I-Its not like I like you or anything senpai! B-B-Business clown!

by Hack Jarlow August 28, 2020

Business Major

Students whom couldn't handle a real academic path, and are now Excel jockies. They yell "BOOM!" in your residence halls while others with actual degrees (IE: Electrical Engineering) are progressing themselves academically via homework and studying.

Resident 1: That kid is always roaming the halls yelling "BOOM!" and smashing his face into walls.

Resident 2: That would be a classic symptom of being a "Business Major."

by hexwolf December 02, 2007

Ghetto Busy

One who is busy doing nothing.

He was ghetto busy while drinking a cup of water and smoking a blunt.

by Computer Bra February 19, 2013

I’m Busy

A phrase often used by someone who does not want to go on a date or otherwise hang out with you, but does not want to hurt your feelings. The truthfulness and frequency of this statement depends mostly on whoever’s asking.

(See also: I have a boyfriend/I have a girlfriend)

Gus: We should hang out sometime, are you available any time in the next five years?
Amy: Um, no, I’m busy, like REALLY busy.
Gus (to self): Here we go again...

by Rage against the meme November 19, 2019

busy rag

A rug used during work hours to give the illusion of you working.

Stevo: shit the boss is coming this way
-gets out a busy rag
Boss: good work mate

by stevo08 October 29, 2011

Business Kiss

The act of french kissing someone while simultaneously giving them a handshake. The maneuver is equally as awkward when performed on both lovers and business associates.

"Aren't you bringing Ryan to the party?"
"No. I went to kiss him last night and did the Business Kiss again."
"Yeah OK lets not hang out with Ryan anymore..."

by Randle_Yarnballs August 18, 2017