Sports-Bookers

As opposed to friends who actually use facebook as a social utility, sports-bookers are those facebook friends of yours that treat their profile like it's their own personal sports blog.

I've stopped watching ESPN in lieu of the fact that the Sports-Bookers always keep me updated from my computer.

Sports-Bookers by Mark7791 April 13, 2011

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Booty Booked

(v) the act of getting booty called over Facebook. Generally done via Facebook chat around 2 in the morning. Used when the girl or guy either doesn't have the recipients phone number or is such a troll that no one would give him/her their number.

The recipient is usually already PTFO'd (generally from excessive drinking) and just forgot to log out of their facebook.

Dude 1: This girl totally booty booked me last night!

Dude 2: WTF is a booty book?

Dude 1: It's when a girl booty calls you over Facebook.

Dude 2: Did you respond?

Dude 1: Hell no, that girl was a troll

Booty Booked by TheMadMangyMoose August 31, 2011

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Faux-booker

Somebody who does not have a Facebook account yet still uses Facebook through a friend or significant other.

Friend 1: Yo, I saw that awesome pic you posted on Facebook.

Friend 2: You're finally on Facebook?

Friend 1: Nah, I used my girl's login.

Friend 2: Dude, you are such a Faux-booker.

Faux-booker by RoRo in SoFla June 25, 2012