December is the time for celebration and enjoyment so why not slap and grab someone’s ass!
girl: why did you slap my ass
boy: because it’s national slap and grab ass month!
by hello yam November 30, 2020
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National Slap ass Friday

Have the right to slap or grab anyone's ass on fridays, it could be anyone, especially your therapist
"did you know it was National Slap ass Friday?"
"I know! do you know that hot cashier at the 7 eleven near my house.. I grabbed her ass, and holy it was nice"
by sleepy joebiden August 06, 2021
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